Uncle Fucka

Terrance:
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a cock-sucking ass-licking uncle fucka!
You're an uncle fucka; yes, it's true!
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

Phillip:
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucks your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

Mountie:
What's going on here?

Choir:
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Terrance and Phillip:
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! (Uncle fucka)
You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucka!
Terrance:
You're an uncle fucka, I must say.
Phillip:
Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!
Terrance and Phillip:
Uncle fu-cka, that's U N C L E. Fuck you!
Uncle fuckaaaaaaaaaaa!
Too hot!!
Phillip:
Suck my balls.