I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
Kyle & Stan: Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
Cartman: Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
Kenny: I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.